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Carson

The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.

Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.

by Rando user June 4, 2021


Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking

Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson

by ok m8 June 3, 2021


Carson

A massive idiot, self centered, and the worst friend/boyfriend of all time.

Dude, don’t be a Carson.

by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019


Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019


Carson

Carson is a boy who seems so nice and caring when you first meet him. You'll fall in love very slowly and he will give you a great amount of attention. Once you've seen that side, he'll get more caring when hes your boyfriend and then it will all change. He will see more girls who are way cuter than you and cheat on you with them. He will keep running back and blame you saying that you are running back but don't worry, as long as people know about the relationship, you'll be fine.

A boy named Carson did this to me and I gave him 8 chances. If any of my friends notice this, HIII!!

Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT!!
Girl 2: Oh god, don't go near him. His name is Carson and I heard he broke a girl's hear 8 times.
Girl 1: 8 TIMES?! Well, maybe he's changed..

Girl 2: DON'T TAKE THE CHANCE!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: Go ahead then, don't say I havent warned you..

by ponygirlalt September 9, 2020


Carson

Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.

Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.

by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 26, 2024


Carson

Carson is a Beautiful girl that is very good at makeup and singing. Everyone loves to hear her sing. It takes a very long time for her to form a relationship with you. Carson is funny. If you get on her bad side she is very non respectful to you. She doesn’t play when it comes to drama. So dont start with carson! When she is commited to being your friend if your good to her she will stay commited. It takes her a while to find the perfect guy

Girl 1- hey i met a girl named carson.
Girl 2- Be very good to her! You dont wanna be on her bad side!

by Smileurban June 5, 2018