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Breaking up/ending a relationship online.
After we'd spent a weekend together, he emailed me that we were through and he was changing the password.
Where do I even start? Chang-Woo is the best best BEST person in this world. I swear to God he can just make your heart explode by looking at you in the eye. You'll be the luckiest person if you can date Chang-Woo. Trust me, he'll make your life better, he'll make the world a better place, he'll make you the happiest person ever without even having to try. His hugs and kisses are the best, they make you feel so safe and you'd never want to leave him. If he became a kpop idol, he is going to seriously be the best kpop idol ever. His visuals is so so so so freaking good, he's an ulzzang but also daddy material. His IQ is just on point, his basketball skills is ACTUAL SKILLS, his dancing is just so perfect. Chang-Woo is a person who makes the statement "There's no such thing as a perfect person" false. I LOVE CHANG-WOO SO MUCH <3
I would pay Chang-Woo $5000 to just punch me in the face so I know I'm not dreaming whenever I see him
- a person whom leads a reckless sexual life and is viewed in their social circle as "Loose". A person whom has no respect for themselves sexually an has/had many partners. One whom may be viewed as "change" because they are spent sexually.
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"Dude, I know your life has taken such a big turn. But that doesn't mean you have to be "booty change" just to feel needed.
Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).
1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.
the act of getting screwed in the ass.
"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."
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the highly regrettable feeling you get the morning after of eating mass quantities of Chinese takeout ; often results in the runs , and heavy stomach aches and possible puking.
"yo brah wanna hangout today?"
"nah man im dealing with the worst chang over ive ever had , gotta lay off that shit"
"oh that sucks brah get better soon"
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A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.
Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.
This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.
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