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A chocolate finger is where you are making out with a girl and you slip her the finger but instead of inserting it it accidentally ends up in the ass.
This commonly occurs in a drunk or disorientated state.
When this happens, the nickname chocolate fingers usually sticks with them for a long time
1)"Haha Dave got smashed on friday and chocolate fingered some girl behind the pub!"
2)"here i go"
"umm wrong hole..."
"Wahay Choco-fingers!"
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A sexual act which involves a man receiving an ass licking from rather large or obese women.
Todd felt immense pleasure when four fat chicks gave him a chocolate pie.
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The nickname given to now NBA star point guard Jason Williams of the Memphis Grizzlies. He had the street flava in his game so was called it.
Take a look at that pass! White chocolate just embarrassed that fool!
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A black woman in a Volvo or Saab. This refers to the tendency of middle class African-American women in the Atlanta, Georgia area to buy mid-priced European sedans, particularly those from Sweden.
Lashontay is a Black Viking Princess, Swedish Chocolate in a chromed out Volvo S 60.
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An incredible form of dank found in Arkansas that has everyone saying "holy shit! what is that?" and then buying it after they smoke it. Real green, real high.
Bro 1: Shit, bro! What are you smoking there?
Bro 2: Chocolate Diesel bro, the best shit around.
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The view of a properly presented anus
She bent over and spread her cheeks to show me her chocolate starfish.
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Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.
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