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A social gathering similar to a old-lady knitting circle, but for bros. Often involves the stringing of lax spoons or discussion of fellow bro's relations with members of the opposite sex.
(7 bros arranged in a circular fashion)
Bro 1: yo bro pass me some fire so i can burn this mofo.
Bro 2: np bromeo.
Bro 3: yo bro how was the other night with girl x?
Bro 1: it wuz chill
Bro 2: details bro?
Bro 1: Ask yo mama, she knows all bout it...
Bros 4-7: oh snap...
Bro 5: bro circles are legit
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When Males sit in a circle and jack off and they all ejaculate on a piece of bread in the middle and last one to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
Brett lost the circle jerk on purpose to eat the bread.
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The practice of expressing emotions, feelings, and impractical sentiments as a means of bonding or gaining appreciation for the members of your team. Related activities may include, but are not limited to making lists, repeatedly affirming one's consent with another persons already expressed opinion, etc.
Oftentimes 'circle-jerking' will occur during meeting times when people feel the need to express their own opinions over and over for the sake of hearing their own voice. Furthermore, they will speak in circles, never actually reaching a point, therefore, appearing like a total jerk off...the entire session then seems like youve experienced a circle-jerk.
Brian: What are we doing at meeting?
Karen: You know we're just going to make lists and circle-jerk like always.
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when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.
all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.
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A group of friends whose only goal is to keep you (the boyfriend) from getting any.
Also a group of friends who make a pact to not lose their virginty until marraige or to just not have sex.
Jeremy: So did you and your girlfriend do it lastnight.
John: No, she has a virginity circle.
Jane: So did you nail him last night.
Jill: No, are you crazy im in a virginity circle.
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Someone who somehow ends up in one of your G+ circles, then starts a flamewar in what you'd thought would be a non-controversial post.
"I like Cheese."
+5 people like this.
(+Circle Jerk) "Nazis loved cheese, too."
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> When someone attempts to warn another about something* but in doing so changes their mind and talks in a circle eventually making it back to the idea that everything is actually all just fine and there was no point in even bringing up the warning in the first place
> A pseudo warning that doesn't much matter in the end.
* i.e. warning them about a person (slut/flirt/etc.) or a water fall that looks safe but you may or may not have heard about someone jumping off and killing themselves on the rocks below or something along those lines.
See the waterfall comment above...
"Dude that chick's such a slut! But actually I guess it was Mike that told me that and Mike also said that you were gay and clearly you're into women so Mike isn't very trust worthy so you know what? Just go for it, broseph. Es all good, but wear protection. That was quite the circle warning I just gave you, my bad "
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