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Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.
"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"
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clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)
1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
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John: Hey Henry! How are you doing?
Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?
John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—
Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.
John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.
Henry: What? No, I'm not.
(Henry is a closet narcissist).
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An outdated thrift store from the 2000's that thinks they're still relevant in today's decade. The employees there are usually ratchet or white trash girls that have no style at all and they're rude. They try too hard to look trendy but almost all of their clothes are designer jeans and old stuff from hollister because that's what they take. They wont take anything a woman in her 30s or over would wear but only teen clothing. For pricing, they'll buy your clothes for super cheap and then sell them for $10 more at the store.
*girl I just sold all my old ass true religions and Abercrombie sweaters to Platos Closet and they only gave me $35 for all of it. The hell?
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a super humungously gay person
this statement contradicts itself though, because if a dude is a flamer, then he can't be in the closet. It could still be possible. Anyway, it;s just a fun word to say
camp jim
anyone on that queer eye show
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When everyone know's a guy is gay, but he refuses to come out of the closet.
Jeff: Oh my God, Becca, your shoes are sooo fabulous!!!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!
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Man in his 20's who wears emo glasses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o'clock shadows down below.
After hating on himself for a month straight, J.A. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning
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some one whom you know is racist yet has not openly admitted to being racists or says they aren't racists when confronted. These people tend to use peoples correct nationalities to describe people as opposed to latin, or black, they say Colombian or Nigerian.
Closet racistism: occuring in a conversation
Brittany: Dad can i go out with G?
Doug: Oh the Mexican kid, NO! I just don't like him for you.
Brittany: why?
Doug: because i said so.
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