Diet Coke

The stuff I can't get enuff of; second to sex. Diet Coke is my beverage of choice!!!! I can go through a twelve pack of Diet Coke in two days. I am addicted to Diet Coke.

Diet Coke is the best soda ever!!!

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diet coke

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.

Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."

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crown and coke

A progressive punk rock band from Mississauga who likes to party as hard as they rock out.

Crown And Coke has the best mosh pits known to man.

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coke bottle

Step One) Cut the bottom off a two liter coke bottle.
Step Two) Attach a plastic bag on the bottom of the coke bottle with a rubber band, make sure the only air escaping out of the coke bottle is through the top where coke would normally come out of.
Step Three) Either put a ratchet head, a bowl with rubber around it, or aluminium foil on the top to put the weed in.
Step Four) While the bag is still attached to the bottom of the bottle push the bag into the bottle.
Step Five) Light the weed and pull the bag out making sure there is suction and the smoke starts going into the bottle.
Step Six) Remove the bowl on the top and push the bag so the smoke goes deep into your lungs.

Dam the smoke in that coke bottle is all yellow one hit of that and ill be passed out and still be high in the morning; who is making waffles in the morning?? kordian you ate all the doughnuts???

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council coke

another slang word for amphetemine sulphate aka speed

want a line of council coke?

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coked up

acting like you are under the influence of cocaine, whether you are or not.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.

Dude, Jamie is so coked up on caffeine right now. Don't even try talking to her right now.

I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.

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diet coke

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:

"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"

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