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Reed College, in the Pacific Northwest, is known primarily for turning out Fuckin' Reedies!
Fuckin' Reedies is a derogatory term co-opted by Reedies and used as a welcome.
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The place where Sarah Fannin goes.
"I'm Sarah Fannin, I go to the HONORS COLLEGE at FAU. No no, not FAU, its the HONORS COLLEGE, its separate. Excuse me, did I forget to mention I go to the Honors College?"
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A beautiful community where chavvy rich white kids care more about decreasing their life expectancy by 30 years in the smoking area than their education. This is where tories in north face jackets come together and complain about poor people on benefits. Diversity at Reigate College is banned, and if you’re caught being black you will be sent home.
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A small, highly-ranked, liberal-arts college in Grinnell Iowa, known for attracting quirky students. In the top 10 colleges in the country for students pursuing their PhDs, Grinnell students are practically geniuses.
Your son goes to Grinnell College? TELL ME YOUR SECRET!
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Connecticut College is an elite liberal arts school located in New London, CT, similar to Colby, Bates, Trinity and other NESCAC schools. Conn is generally known for its interdisciplinary studies (a.k.a. do whatever the hell you want), drama and dance, strong international program, and terrific professors. Not many people outside of the Northeast have heard of it, though it's often considered a safety for those that don't get into Ivy League schools. Despite that stigma, it's still better than most state schools, and has excellent academics.
Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).
Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.
The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.
Not a bad place to be.
Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.
Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
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College Drama: noun. A narrative about an unfortunate college experience, situation, or event that forced a student to have their college education interrupted.
If I could avoid the college drama one more year, I could graduate on time.
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a school where cows live, learn, give , grow and gain. Also refered to as the "farm."
"hey mate heard that your gonna go to school at Aitken College"
"Ha Ha Say hi to the cows for me"
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