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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Oh Con-Pear Burger, you should try it!"
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Paris's medieval red light district. Literally translates as "Hairy Cunt Road." It has since evolved into the "Rue de Pelecan."
"J'étais en train d'y aller quand un con m'a raconté dans la Rue du Poileau Con. Alors, quand on est con, on est con!"
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The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.
It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.
Straight jacked, pimp ass narc . Whom, you can usually find people hating on, cause there bittys are straight sweating his fire stee-lo.
Why does rob have to be sir con leche, all the girls are lookin at him.
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Mendoza got his fingers wet when he was Con La Chinta
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Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.
"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"
Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."
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Leche con azucar
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