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To die in an unusual and most unfortunate manner.
When Polo threw the Canadian chick off J-Park, she violently copped death.
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A person, usually a wikipedia administrator, that prowles wikipedia looking for errors and vandalism. These people usually have no sense of humor and strive to keep wikipedia the most boring encyclopedia ever.
Me: I made a change to Wikipeda that said that I ruled France and Sarkozy was a man whore. Some bastard Wikipedia Cop changed it before anyone could get a laugh, tho.
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A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)
Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.
Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake
P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop
To walk underneath a stream of bodily fluid coming from an intoxicated individual on a balcony
Calum: “so Daniel I was walking underneath a balcony and copped a spray! Think I need a shower”
Daniel: “Oh no! You’ve copped a spray. Would you like a towel?”
Calum: “No thanks, Daniel. I have my own.”
Having sexual intercouse on a conference with someone you met at the said conference.
Jeez, I really hope for getting some conference cop this weekend.
One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese
Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop: