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When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time
i was bagel coughing.
and its not my fault, i was dared.
The incorrect way of saying lozenges
The cough lollies are actually lozenges
the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.
woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.
When someone has a slight cough and calls it laryngitis.
Liam said he was sick. He just had a bitch cough.
something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.
daniel has manorville dick cough
Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
#PresidentialSecrets
Definition 2:
When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)
Definition 3:
When a girl is a smooth talker.
Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.
Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.
*Dude checking out a girl*
Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.
Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.