Covfefe

when your dick is small and hands even smaller you think you have a big dick

i have covfefe

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Covfefe

(n.) When you want to type "coverage" but your hands are too BIG to hit the correct corresponding letters.

"Look at those hands, are they small hands?" asked Trump

"Despite the constant negative news press covfefe."

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Covfefe

A glib word of thanks for a blindly devoted follower, who (you know) will continue to worship you despite what the real world.

Billy: Even though you stole my wife killed my dog and burned down my house I would still totally give you my kidneys.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.

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Covfefe

When your phones auto correct starts to make up words for you.

(Text to friend)
Hi! Are we still meeting up at Angel?
No!!!! I meant at ANGELICA'S !! Pinche phone covfefe!

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Covfefe

A CodeWord President Trump had for the Covert Operations Velocity Fight Edgy Foreign Enemies team President Trump was forming to replace GI Joe and Seal Team Six.

The US sent in the COVFEFE team in Syria to find the leader of ISIS and capture or kill him. Based on Team America: World Police.

I just heard today that COVFEFE had prevented yet another terrorist attack in Portland.

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Covfefe

A nonsensical word President Donald Trump used at the end of a Tweet to prove to his child, who was beating him by 98 points in a virtual game of Scrabble, that it was a really real and huge word.

Donald put down and went out with all seven letters on his tray spelling "C O V F E F E " - using the "E" from his previous word "L O S E R " scoring 86 points because of the double-word score on the original 18 points, plus 50 for using all 7 letters for the first time in his privileged life, plus 13 points for the remaining tiles on his son's tray, "Q U I T".

"Sorry kid, but I win.. I'm number one, because I'm putting down this huge, epic, in your face, word that only adults who get two scoops of ice cream know.. here it is for a enough points to crush you in a huge way.. COVFEFE.. "

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Covfefe

When you make a huge mistake and behave as though it was intentional..

Donald Trump's presidency is a covfefe

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