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A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.
People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.
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When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."
Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.
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A bunch of guys surrounds a cracker and the last person to cum on it has to eat it
Gather up the homies for another round of cum cracker
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Florida was the lead cattle producing state in America, Florida cracker is from when the men were cracking their whips on the cattle to get on the ships to go to the more northern states. Descendants of Florida crackers are also considered Florida crackers. Florida cracker does not mean a man who cracked his whip on slaves or white trash.
I'm a Florida cracker and I'm proud of it
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Like Carpal Tunnel, only clearly caused by repetive motion of that damn tiny Crackberry ball!
A: WTF man, I think I got cracker tunnel from my crackberry.
B: How do u know man?
C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!
Somone who is of a Mexican and white decent but is more white than mexican
Wow so that means billey is a spicy cracker
A resident of Northeastern Pennsylvania, especially the Anthracite region roughly between Reading and Scranton
Yuengling! Diet staple of coal crackers
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