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Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
To defy Craig is to deny nature.
I swear to Craig if you do not stop...
Craig is a person who tend to be making sensitive jokes but always make it clear its a joke and he is a big weeb and cant play db legends.
Craig is short.
A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!
Did you see how he wrecked that jerk client? What an absolute Craig!
A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!
An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.
‘Has anyone seen Craig’
‘Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per’
‘Classic CRAIG’