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crash bandinkoot

When you take the woah meme and put it into splatoon.

Crash Bandinkoot

Wohmmy

by EnderLordEL August 27, 2017


Crash-crush

To have a short term crush on some one which ends in short time and suddenly ( crash as in crash course and crush is just crush)

That was a crash-crush I had on Jay.

by Moonchild21 July 29, 2022


Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating

I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash

by Your Local FBI Agent April 1, 2021

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crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.

After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.

by Innocent Byproduct June 6, 2023


crash course film

a film or television series (such as the film and show Crash) in which multiple stories are told through different viewpoints, usually an overused concept found in many movies and shows

The movie Love, Actually is a crash course film because it shows the stories of different individuals

by Mister_E January 2, 2010


Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 5, 2021


sprinkler crashing

Playing and running through someone else's sprinkler without their permission.

Sprinkler crashing is fun for the kids on a hot day.

by Proclus_Plato August 18, 2019