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being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online
- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed
- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.
ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)
its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋
you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush
A comfort character, from a TV show, game, book, etc., who’s also your crush.
Whenever I feel sad, I think about my comfort crush, Soos from Gravity Falls. He’s the one who makes me feel safe.
Having sex like it's going to be your last time
Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass
Your existence is influenced by your crush.
Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks
Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*
To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.
She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.
A dress code that basically implies that you would dress nice, but not too nice as if to be obvious that you were trying, for a party or social event. Like when you are dressing to impress your crush at a party because you know they will be there, but you don’t want to be super super fancy. Basically a more succinct way of saying: casual but with a little extra oomph!
The dress code for the party is crush-casual!
Or
I think my crush is coming to the party, so I’m definitely gonna wear something crush-casual if you catch my drift.
a man between the ages of 18 and 20 who is the love interest of a woman between the ages of 23 and 30.
Girl #1: your boyfriend is cute, how old is he
Girl #2: he's 20
Girl #2: awww, you have a freshman crush
Girl #1: and he treats me good too
Girl #2: buy him a Kids Meal at McDonald's