(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
To be cool, sick, gnarly, awesome
“Damn bro that’s so crusted!”
“Gina is so crusted!”
“That latte art is crusted af!”
Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.
Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.
Antonym for bussin. Crusted means bad or not as good as expected experience or object.
That party last night was crusted. My moms dinner was straight crusted af.