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A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!
Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
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Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.
Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
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The name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo. When exited, the dog's tail will rise in the air and wag vigorously. The name was created as a pun/reference to the popular character from J.R.R Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series and "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins.
As soon as Jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm.
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A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.
When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!
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The idea that anything can be applied to an alternative purpose, given enough effort. Generally used in the format of "Any ___ can be a ___ if you try hard enough."
Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough; dildo logic, my dude.
OR
Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.
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Nothing to be fucked around with if you know what I mean
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos
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No condom
Freezer only
Final destination
When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo
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