Random
Source Code
Random
By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.
Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"
Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."
Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."
Dirty Nickel
The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
32👍 8👎
This is performed by sticking your finger in your ass and then stirring that finger in someone's drink.
As you hand a girl a drink, you say "I gave that a Dirty Stir for you"
The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
A sexual act in which the male avoids any eye contact and grunts "yeah" repeatedly
Newty mastered the dirty newty
An 80 year old woman, who likes to peg 21-70 year old men dressed as superman with a 12 inched rainbow dildo well screaming god bless you.
Boy 1: did you see dirty Edith last night?
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan
1👍 1👎