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Infection of the eyes and ankles and shrinkage of grey matter.
Did you hear about Tom? The doctors diagnosed him with Makinsons Disease and he has only 6 months to live.
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When you are so good at basketball you can't stop making buckets!!!😄
Man your so good at basketball I think you have stephcurry disease
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A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.
My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.
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a fuck nigga disease that contaminates anything it touches
Person 1:"shit bro i dropped my ice in the sink"
Person 2:"that shit got silverfish disease now nigga"
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A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.
Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.
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When your computer catches a virus as the result of having cyber sex with a stranger online.
Damn man, I got a cyber disease while I.M.-ing S3xK1tt3n69
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A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.
My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.
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