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A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.
My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.
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The act of coming on strong after meeting someone..and then disappearing off the face of the planet through ignoring or some unknown disease that stops you from talking to the individual you were once hot for.
"I thought he really liked me...and then he came down with Brock's Disease.."
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The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals. The Hanahaki disease is NOT harmless. You can die from it. The growing flowers will eventually clog up your respiratory system and your windpipe leading to eventual death due to lack of air. It is used in fanfiction or fanart.
Person 1: I have got hanahaki disease.
Person 2: Are you going to get the surgery.
Person 1: Yeah I think so
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a fuck nigga disease that contaminates anything it touches
Person 1:"shit bro i dropped my ice in the sink"
Person 2:"that shit got silverfish disease now nigga"
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A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.
Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.
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When your computer catches a virus as the result of having cyber sex with a stranger online.
Damn man, I got a cyber disease while I.M.-ing S3xK1tt3n69
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A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.
My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.
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