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When someone gets addicted or obsessed to iPhone products when they know they are getting an iPhone soon.
"Coral has obsessive iPhone disorder, she's getting an iPhone in three months."
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A dissociative disorder, most commonly seen in white teens living in upper class suburbs, that results in those affected adopting behaviors and mannerisms of a race other than their own.
Aaron: Oh my god! Zach's blasting Chief Keef again.
Kevin: He's such a wigger. He must have racial identity disorder.
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A condition where one is not broken, but forever in need of being fixed.
And there is nothing anyone can ever do.
You will always feel this way.
Fuck borderline personality disorder. Fuck examples. You are a bitch.
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Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).
Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!
Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder
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Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.
Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.
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When the leader of a punk group (the Alpha_Punk) denies that pot is addictive and tells everyone who questions him that he can stop at any time but does not want to. He then cites several studies which backs up his statements.
I'm not addicted, I just like to smoke pot everyday to calm me down. Even the Obama administration agrees with me that pot addiction disorder is a myth!
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A condition characterized by the inability to sense the difference between two Asians.
My professor calls all Asians "Andrew." I think he suffers from Asian Sensation Disorder.
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