anal diving

When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.

Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.

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Pearl Diving

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

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pearl diving

to go in the ocean in search of valuble pearls which can be sold after words for a profit or a cover for what u really ment what pearl diving was

1.guy"dude i made a bunch of money after i went pearl diving."
girl"how much thay sell for?"
about 200 each.

2.girl"whats pearl diving?"
boy"u dont need to know."
girl'tell me!!!!!"
boy" um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh"
girl"no its not!!"
boy"ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one"

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scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

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fluff diving

diving into a sheeps ass; male penis penitrating a sheeps anus; someone who does a running star into a sheeps butt.

1.do you want to go fluff diving after school today? 2. i tripped and fluff dived that sheep.

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Nose Dive

When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.

Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."

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Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

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