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Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.
KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"
Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.
Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.
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A friend that is your best friend, and yet the biggest douchebag you know
Chris is such a bestfriend douchebag
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Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"
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To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche
If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.
That guy just tripped that lady into a water puddle. That was such a douchebag move.
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Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.
Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.
Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:
Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.
Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."
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A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.
For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.
So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.
You're such a douchebag face.
What a douchebag face!
Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...
Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.
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