When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.
Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day
Drunken stuper
Slanted eyes, perma-smile
Falls in love with everyone
I was the only one at the bar, I ordered Long Island iced teas, puked in my hotel room. I got Steinkamp drunk.
She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.
Phone conversation:
'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly
'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl
When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing
You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk
Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.
John: Dude last night was so weird
Tim: Why's that?
John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.
Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
That buzz you get when you hit a nicotine device while under the influence of alcohol.
Friend - “Bro I got drunk nic last night and it was the best!”
A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.
I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.
Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.
“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”