Duck Whipping

A noun and verb very similar to the act of Dick Whipping, Duck Whipping is a drunken party favorite among a geeky and nostalgic audience.

All you need is a drunk friend (consciousness is optional), a friend with a big ole dick, and the Duck Tales theme song. Simply play the theme song and at every "Duck Tales, woo ooh!" Slap the drunken friend back and forth across the face with the dick. Timing it so it hits on the "Woo ooh!" is the goal.

Dan is out like a light, time for some Duck Whipping.

Man she got Duck Whipped good, Woo ooh!

Cat Duck

Cat Duck gives not a fck.
Coded comical term indicating lack of interest.

An ex-wife approaches you for more child support money.
You would reply "Cat Duck".

rippin' the duck

Rippin' the duck is often refered to playing lacrosse with your spoon or twig and snippin top cheddar along the crossbar.

Mike Gabel of the Chicago Machine is credited for the creation of this saying.

Bro, lets go rip duck.

or

Brody says, "I love rippin' the duck."

meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

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shootin ducks

when ur pants are 2 short (showing above ur ankles)

ur grandpa's shootin ducks

the duck song

a song about a duck who comes to a lemonade stand every day asking if they have any grapes, thus making the stand owner very mad. can be found on youtube

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand,
"hey!" bum bum bum..."got any grapes?"

the duck song

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fuck and duck

the act of avoiding someone you had sexual intercourse with.
similar to suck and duck.

Guy 1: Hey, didn't you fuck that girl at my party last week?
Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!

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