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Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.

After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.

by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 01, 2012


thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015


The Dumb Texan

Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.

I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.

by The freshness February 25, 2014


Dumb fat

A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers

That dumb fat? He’s the one that snitched in me for having weed

by DaAt WaAy June 04, 2018


dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot May 31, 2011


Dumb duck

Dumb duck

Mathias p=dumb duck

by Blood red yt August 25, 2020


dumb snatch

a person who irritates you or does something you don't like. can be passed around playfully with friends or used seriously

Karen why did you give him my number you dumb snatch.

by hth97 February 13, 2017