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A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them
"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."
Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.
"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."
"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.
I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.
An especially girthy penis.
Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!
i just dumped a yellow eyed mullet or poop with corn in it
Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.
After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!
A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.
RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad