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Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!
Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.
The whitest possible way to describe food thay tastes good
white people: woah this like, a flavour explosion in your mouth
waiter: sir please return that salt shaker
A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.
Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!
The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.
Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .
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An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt
Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me
Anthony Sorry ;)
When you knee someone in the arse and that had shit in their pants and your knee gets shit on it.
That man's pants exploded when I gave him an "Explosive Corndog".