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where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.
" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."
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Close-range combat pistol developed by the Israeli Army. Featured in many action movies. Labeled inaccurate, but some models have a gas chamber, therefore reducing the kickback and dispelling the "inaccurate claim".
If you shoot one at a 55-gallon barrel, the bullet upon entering leaves a hole the size of a nickel, yet it leaves a hole the size of a soda can when exiting.....
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As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.
"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.
I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.
For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”
Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
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Being a relationship with Trina.
Yeah, just finished riding the bitch-cunt express... Finally.
Being scolded by any bitch-cunt (see previous definition) (copyright, patent pending “bitch-cunt”.
Shit, sounds like you’re riding the bitch-cunt express.
Going from sober to blackout city in under 2 hours. Generally refers to drinking copious amounts of hard liquor with or without energy drink, late in the evening when all you want to do is get to BOC the quickest way possible.
He downed 14 vodka red bulls, barely caught the 10:19 express to BOC, and was horrified the next morning to discover that the locomotive made an unscheduled stop at poundtown to deliver a BOC creampie surprise to his cousin. All he could manage to mutter: "Sorry for partying".
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Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!
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