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Miller is a Fat Nigger who picks cotton and smokes meth.
Hey miller. how are the cotton fields today
Miller: I don't know panda, I'm just a fat nigger who smokes meth.
1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.
2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
Ex: 1
Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.
Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.
Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*
Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.
Kat: Bet.
Ex 2:
Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).
Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.
Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.
Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.
A raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides
Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began
1 The state of having a massively inflated head on a talentless body.
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
Man: I hate those little kids over there, look at them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
Feels and Thrills. A conversation where deep thoughts and good times are shared – typically on topics that improve and deepens the understanding and relationship between the people involved in the conversation (usually between two).
"Yo dude, my man Toby and I got up to some real fat chats last night! You shoulda came!"
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