The Flaming Teabag

An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.

"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."

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Flamed Out

Term descibing a state of expiration. The term applies to people, animals and objects.

Cody was supposed to drive tonight but, he burned down a fat blunt and got flamed out.

Man, I hate to tell you but, the bottom end of this motor is flamed out.

What ever happened to that fat-ass cat you had?
It caught a heart attack and took a dirt nap...Flamed out.

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Flaming Camel

When you are having sex and you are about to bust a nut and you pull out, light her pubes on fire and then try to put it out with your load.

I gave my girlfriend one hell of a flaming camel.

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Flaming Liberal

Any Democrat/Liberal.

Look at those flaming liberals on TV all they do is whine.

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Flaming Vagina

An alcoholic beverage consisting of everclear and strawberry vodka. It is set on fire and served only to women and excuses for men who "don't like the taste of beer."

Guy: "I'd like one flaming vagina please"

Bartender: "Sure, that'll cost six bucks, a pair of testicles, and your dignity"

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Blue flame

The color of the flame when you light your own farts

Wow that blue flame just melted a hole in your undies

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flaming flamingo

when you light someones pubes on fire and then you jiz on them to get the fire out

i love flaming flamingos

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