Vag Flash

When a female forgets to zip her pants zipper by the Crotch

Jane just came out of the bathroom and is Vag flashing all the guys!

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Hash Flash

The feeling of high you get a period of time after you smoke a decent amount of weed. Hash Flash could consist of light headed-ness, dizzy-ness, impaired balance, inability to form words and other symptoms specific to the user. Usually a hash flash only lasts for 25-30 seconds, but can last for as long as 4 minutes. Hash flashes could take place anywhere from the day after you smoke weed, to a 3 days after you smoke weed. maybe even longer (depending on the user).

Mom: Honey i need you to mow the lawn...

Child:**under breath**...Shit how am i gonna do that if i keep getting these damn hash flashes...

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Flash Drive

Operating a car in the nude.

How many flash drives did you see on the highway today?

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Flash Flood

Sneak up on a person and jizz on their face and yell "FLASH FLOOD!!"

Mike snuck up on Suzan and yelled "FLASH FLOOD!!"

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Flash Gordon

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

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flash player

a leeser flash cartoons/games site to www.newgrounds.com

flashplayer.com updates 2 things every 2 weeks yet newgrounds is updated every 2 DAYS....plus newgrounds has something then 2 weeks later flashplayer get the samething

jesse: go to flashplayer.com
matt: no fag taht place sux
jesse:theres nowhere else to go
matt : watch this (goes to newgrounds)

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Gone in a flash

When you go to flash casino with a fat paycheck and walk out with jack shit.

"Yo you got paid right Laurence?"
"Yeah but I went casino"
"How much you lose?"
"Well 300 Got Jack'd and the other 200 was gone in a flash"

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