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To take a rash action, viewed in hindsight as stupid.
Tony really flushed the mouse when he picked Kentucky to win the NCAA tournament.
to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.
Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.
Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)
Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.
Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.
When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.
Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).
Nice bug flush, dude.
A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.
Josh: Alright, what did you get?
All: *reveals cards*
Rekka: Flush House. I win.
Josh: Rekka wtf?
Mary: What are you trying to pull?
When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.
"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."
A game were a guy fucks another dudes asshole and he cums inside it. After he cums, he has to eat it out of the guys ass and it is timed for how long it takes before he eats all the cum. They swap positions and do it again, and the fastest time wins.
I can't believe I got a new personal best last night when I played Sour-Flush Candy with Uncle John last night