Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

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foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

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Dragon Foot

In the vagina name rankings, ranks higher than Moose Knuckle. Camel Toe < Moose Knuckle < Dragon Foot.

Guy 1: Yo, you gonna try to get in her pants?
Guy 2: No way, I don't wanna unleash her dragon foot.

Spade foot

someone who has massive foot

did you see that girl earlier she had a spade foot

Clamenza’s Foot

A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.

Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.

Perpetual card holding hand is a symptom of Clamenza’s Foot.

Peel foot

The often painful yet addicting result of someone who cannot resist peeling dry skin off their feet. An occurrence more prevalent during the summer months when sandal wearers subject their feet to optimal peel foot inducing conditions.

I've got a good peel foot going, keeps me busy at night!

Foot trudger

The person in a crowd or concert who lies on the ground and weaves in between people's feet, in order to get to the front of the crowd, whilst also getting covered in mud.

I hate those foot trudgers, they're always cheating to get to the front!