Epic Death

Epic Death is an alcoholic drink which utilizes many different popular methods of consuming alcohol. It combines a Jagermeister shot, a Vodka shot and Bulmers Cider and is consumed just as a Jagerbomb would be. The only difference being instead of dropping the shot of Jagermeister into red-bull (as is the conventional method of making a Jagerbomb) the Jager shot is dropped into a mixture of Bulmers Cider and vodka.

To create an Epic Death:
1. Fill a glass 2/5 up with Bulmers Cider (or as much as you would prefer, the more Bulmers you put in, the more alcohol there is) This is the base and will take the place of the red-bull.

2. Fill a shot glass with Vodka and pour the shot into the glass of Bulmers Cider. Stir this concoction until the Bulmers Cider and Vodka is evenly distributed. (You won't be able to tell but stirring it creates for a smoother taste)
3. Fill a shot glass with a shot of Jagermesiter.

4. Drop the shot of Jagermeister (or pour in if you would rather not drop a shot glass in for fear of spillage or any other reason) into the glass of Bulmers cider and vodka.
5. Chug this potent combination of alcohol and realize that you have just killed your liver!

Dude 1: "Hey, I wanna get totally shit-faced tonight and wake up with no recollection of anything, what drink would you recommend?"
Cool Dude: "Here, have an Epic Death man, this shit will fuck you up!"
Dude 1 drinks the drink, "I'm going to fuck your mom now!"
Cool Dude who has already had 4 Epic Deaths, "Be my guest!"

Lindsay Lohan: "Epic Death made me go back to rehab!"
Amy Winehouse: "I know, Epic Death is the reason I'm in rehab as well!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Awesome! Lets go do some coke!"
Amy Winehouse: "Nah, it's okay, I think i'll pass, i'll stick to Epic Death, that shit is more potent!"

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death burger

A burger that contains; 4 jumbo beef patties, 1chicken fried steak, 8 pieces of bacon, 8 pieces of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, green chili, and jalapeños.

Can I have death burger with cheese and nachos?

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death metal

Insanely complicated form of metal music, containing psychotically fast blast beats, shredding,ripping, disemboweling, lacerating guitars, bass lines as thick as concrete, and lyrics dealing with everything on the dark side of life, nothing about love or fireworks or puppy dogs here. A form of music that takes incredible skill to play competently at a rapid pace, only the ignorant and those below the age of 14 cannot hear the talent intertwined between the beats, chords, and notes in said form of music. The vocals range from mildly to extremely distorted, giving the genre more atmosphere than in any other type of music. Big Name Examples: Carcass, Death, Deicide, Morbid Angel, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, Nile.

"Nile and Obituary are probably my favorite Death Metal bands."

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Death kit

A death kit is an ensemble of tools/weapons used for (or put together in preparation of) a murder. It usually consists of duct tape/rope, knives, a gun, garbage bags etc...
In the case or real killers a death kit will consist more of:
A beautiful array of knives (scalpels, machetes, etc...),
Saran wrap and duct tape (like in the show Dexter),
Garbage Bags (for disposal of body),
Hacksaw (for dismembering the corpse),

Death kits can include any number of many kinds of tools, depending on the situation and what is needed for the murder.

J:Shit man, you've got a dope death kit
L: I know I just put it together yesterday
J: Should you really be showing this around man?
L: Nah, it's cool, this is a special occasion
J: What's the occ------

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death taco

the result of the sides of an airplane's emergency inflatable life raft flipping up and trapping its victims when too many people crowd the center

after the plane crashed into the water, the passengers clamored into the emergency life rafts hoping for safety, but as more of them huddled together in the center of the raft, a death taco engulfed them as they sunk to their watery demise.

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death metal

What the Cookie Monster does at night, after Sesame Street closes.

Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."

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Sal Death

1. In Smash Bros, when you fall off the board without provocation from other players and/or with very little damage.

2. When Sal plays as Falco and falcon punches off the board instead of pressing up C.

3. When Dabdo gets rocked by KDonz.

Steve: "Wow, Falco fell off the board with 0 damage."
Drew: "Sal Death."

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