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Friend

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.

Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.

by Astromyxin December 4, 2018

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Friends

Hardly to find the best of, but once found, you know they are true. I just discovered my own true friends, and I implore you all to find your own.

Friends. As in, friendship is MAGIC

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

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friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you

im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos

by ugandan knuckles memes are ded March 11, 2018

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Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

β€œGod Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou April 3, 2018

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friend

the bitches that you thought liked you but don't

she was my friend

by kmn1 April 8, 2018

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as a friend

The meaning of as a friend is β€œI love you as a friend” ! Mainly used by the gods themselves, gerb and Apollo.

Apollo: You Are So Cool!
Gerb: As A Friend!

by ApolloXIIV January 18, 2020

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friends

friends are some one who like you for who you are not beqacuse of ur stile of stuff their there cuz there they are friends and some of them try to trick you if you have you have alot of mony and they pretend to like you so they can steal your mony those people who ar like that make me sick i used to have a friend like that she wuz really bossy and mean and told lies she blamed every thing that she did wrong she did wrong so i always got in truble when she wuz the 1 who did it it felt like she wuz taking over my life and i hated her i never got the chance to say stop doing wutever she did wrong at that time then when i got the chance i sed to "stop pushing me arong you blame everything on me its not fair so just stop i had enough already u cant take over me life its just not faif u can't do that"then she went to an other school a few month later and i wuz reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy happt it wuz 1 of the happest days of my life !!!!!! go me go me go me i did not know better to have a friend like her i wuz 5 !it wuz not right i had to say that cuz she wuz takin over my life

it wuz driven me crazy it wuz horrable she wuz like trin to take over my life i hated it it wuz anoing

by gwen March 21, 2005

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