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Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex
I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..
When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.
Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?
Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.
It is when you and your best friend find a girl to have a three sone with. One hits from the back and one hits from the front, then you high five you best friend while you are both inside of her to form a pyramid.
Me and my best friend did a friendship pyramid with the class whore.
A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%
Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.
When you dont fuck with a bitch no more!
Failed friendship -
When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
A friendship between two soccer teammates where an outside friend is jealous because one of the soccer friends was talking to her ex. Refer to the definition of "ex" in the urban dictionary.
Person 1: I can't believe she's friends with her after knowing what she's done. This is a destructive friendship.
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-
JUNE 6TH FRIENDSHIP ENDING DAY
“Hey wanna hang out??”
“No bye it friendship ending day we’re not friends “