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An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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An expression of surprise.
Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!
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Speaks for itself.
terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?
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this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.
hey fuck me twice sit me down.
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#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.
The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.
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That guy got what he deserved for cheating on me. You fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself.
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The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.
Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.
Google "desert stickers" for picture.
Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?
Because they're comfortable!
But they are hideous! God you look punchy!
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