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An flash program designed to give people seizures.
'Hey Bob! I found this cool thing called Kung Fu Phil! It has a picture of a -- ' *THUD* *TWITCH*
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Cum dripping down both sides of your mouth and chin resembling that of a Fu Manchu mustache.
I Fu Man Gooed myself when I hung upside down from my bed and shot my load at my chin.
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A slightly overweight kid, that wears Fu Bu shirts. While wearing these shirts his nipples will stick out like a chick on a cold day.
Oh look, there goes Fu Bu Boobies. His tits look good today.
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'ft; fu' is the shortcut for saying:
fuck that; fuck you
Mark:Hey, I got a 98 on that test!!!
Karl:ft; fu
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When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.
I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.
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A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.
Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
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Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
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The trump card to any argument
John: Red Sox
Jack: Yankees
Joh: RED SOX!
Jack: YANKEES!
John: RED SOX!!!
Jack: FUS RO DAH!
John: Dammit, you win.
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