Fun Bear

When your wife, or any other woman, enters a room in such a miserable mood, that she could suck the fun out playing black jack at a casino strip club with your midget best friend.

Somebody give the fun bear some fucking honey before she ruins the party!

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fun food

A certain type of food that, when eating it, is the equivalent of having fun. It may make you recall past fun times or inspire future ones. Eaten socially with someone you know you can have a tremendous amount of fun with. Usually bad for you.

Hugsby: Yo we are going out for bindys and then maybe coldstone if you've got room
Gwizg: Fuck yeah I love fun food

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It'll be fun!

The best way to trick people into doing chores with you.

Guy 1: So, I'm going to a party at my house....
Guy 2: Aren't you moving?
Guy 1: Yeah, you should come help me, it'll be fun!

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fun-goo

Semen, jizz, jism, spunk

You wanna eat some fun goo tonight?

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...oh, fun!

A phrase used exclusively in female conversations which seems to translate loosely as "oh, you're bragging, and I can't stand you, or don't care."

Jill: How was your summer, Marge?
Marge: Oh, it was amazing! Bill got a huge promotion at work and took the kids and I on a fabulous European vacation!

Jill: (feigning excitement) ...oh, fun!

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Well That's Fun

A declaration used to express surprise and disbelief while also conveying contempt and/or indifference at the same time. It also deftly references a more popular expression with a similar meaning.
It is often expressed in a deadpan or sarcastic manner on extreme exclamations towards trivial events or vice versa. It can also be used to respond to FML or MLIA moments.

Person one: OMG I just tripped on the side walk!
Person two: Well That's Fun.

Person one: The Microwave just asploded and started a small fire.
Person two: Well That's Fun.

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Fun sucker

1. One who is known to destroy fun in any given situation. Sometimes quite comically mistaken for sun fucker.

2. An insult aimed at one who has ruined a joke.

3. Slang for 'vacuum cleaner' when said vacuum cleaner is being used to clean up the remnants of the previous night's party.

1. Preppy teenage girl: Gosh, mom, you're such a flippin' fun sucker! But, oh, geez, wait! Could you pick me up some condoms on the way home? 'Kay, thanks.

2. 'Nettie: Fun sucker! =p

3. Emo boy: Dear diary, So my dad beat me over the head with the fun sucker the other day...

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