German Shower

A Euphemism for the act of suffocating Jews (or anyone else you see as inferior) in a gas chamber disguised as a shower room.

Wow dude, that's a dick move. Go take a German Shower.

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German Shepard

A good dog guard dog that for guarding your house

I own a german shepard. And my neighbors are afraid to come near my house

Example of an german shepard attack

Person:OH MY DEAR GOD AHHH

After that, the person is usually dead or incaptated by a bite to the neck from the dog

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German Carwash

While the girl is giving the guy a blowjob, the guy pours a beer over her head. Once he cums in her mouth she tilts her head back and opens her mouth. The guy continues to pour beer into her mouth to help her swallow.

Give your girl a german carwash after a night at the bar.

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German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

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German Chocolate

A pet name for songwriter Martin Gore, ie:
German= Heritage, a language he speaks, and where he lived for a while in the 80's

Chocolate= His father is of black decent

Martin Gore is my sexy peice of German Chocolate!

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German name

Very humorous! Guides the conversation and will take it in any direction they want. Knows what to say and how to be forgiven. Could be a good serial killer-but secretly has too big of a heart to ever. Has a soft spot for Minecraft and Roblox- THEY’RE built DiFfErEnT!!:)

“Woah, German name is actually built different, I’m jealous!”

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German Dave

To ejaculate onto your bedroom carpet during masturbation.

“I had no tissues so I had to do a German Dave.”

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