A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves
wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves
A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.
Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!
Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...
Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!
Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey
He admitted that he hit the glove last night
glove and prespective are the slaw.
My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.
To take 100 dollars out of one ass while wearing a black glove
That man over there owes me 100 dollars, I'm going to black gloved him if he doesn't pay up soon.
The inserted hand of a man into a woman's vagina. The fluids of which smell rank!
FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"