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Different name for Bar Eye.
Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!
Very common slang in Britain.
He was a real minger last night, She must have been wearing beer goggles!!!
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Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.
1 trillion dollars??? Let me put on my Obama Goggles. OK I support it.
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When one man places one testicle in the eyes of a sleeping person. The sleeping person must not wake up until the Israeli Goggler slaps them as hard as he can on the face.
Guy1: "Hey, what's that hand mark on your face?"
Guy2: "Oh, that's nothing - one of the guys had me in an Israeli Goggle this morning, I was way too out of it to realise."
Guy1: "Man, that's bad luck"
Guy2: "Hell yeah; the balls were so far in I had to pull them out to see"
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The sexual act of placing one's nuts over somebody's eyes while they are sleeping, and then shinig a flashlight through them, and then waking your sleeping friend.
Dude, that asshole Jimbob gave me the arabian goggles again lastnight.
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To lay ones balls delicately over another individuals eyes; rendering them unable to see past your hairy jizz nuggets. This practise is more commonly referred to as "Teabagging".
Christ on a bike, I was sat on the couch relaxing, when Jamie decided to Arab Goggle me... Bastard.
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An accessory men often wear when attending certain social functions, such as weddings, nightclubs, cruiseship discotechs and other vacation spots.
While beer goggles are great fun to wear at parties, men usually make the mistake of taking them off in the morning after waking up with the previous nights' score.
Does anyone really need an example?!?
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1. A slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. Named because of their uncanny ability to catch ejaculated semen that would normally get in the eyes.
Tanya: So how did it go last night?
Janet: All I can say is it was a good thing I was wearing my cum goggles or I would have had a hell of time driving home.
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