The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better
1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf
I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.
Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”
A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming
Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.
Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.