Rural Dictionary

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015

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Go-Go Granny

An elderly woman who is well into their jogging, cycling or any other keep fit activities. Not to be confused with Energizer Granny.

Look at the old go-go granny jogging over there, she looks like the female version of Jimmy Saville!

by Charverharver February 5, 2010

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A disease very similar to Middletons' Disease only much worse. This disease is suffered by Beatrice Middleton when she wants to play with the kids, but they aren't there. It is also commonly seen in the Middletons' pet dog, Bumper, when he wants to play. When she gets Gunny Granny Flu Beatrice is often stuck in the house and is very lonely. It is cured by intense workouts and other treatments such as massages. So if you love the comic strip 'The Middletons', be careful - you might get Middletons' Disease and the Gunny Granny Flu.

Bumper: Uh oh, its school time again. I bet Miss Beatrice will have the Gunny Granny Flu.

Rusty: She sure will! Its tough when the kids are in school. Crazy fall time.

Beatrice: Yes, it is crazy around this time. But think of it this way: you get to spend all your time with me. Isn't that sweet? (She reaches for a Martian Mud and rubs it into Bumper's fur)

Bumper: Thank you! That's better. Now I've got the Gunny Granny Flu. What else can we do?

Rusty: Well, I know she likes to stretch. How about we stretch each other? (Bumper and Rusty start stretching on each other)

Beatrice: Yes, that's it. You two know how to make a Gunny Granny feel better. Now how about a game of fetch? (she throws a tennis ball to Rusty)

Bumper and Rusty: Poor Beatrice! She doesn't know what to do. I guess the Gunny Granny Flu will never end. Its just so sad.