crimson grenade

When two high school girls are in a fight, and one pulls out her tampon and flings it like a grenade at the other.

"Hey Mark, you hear about that fight earlier?"

"Yeah man, I heard Suzy used the ol' Crimson Grenade on that bitch"

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grenade monkey

a monkey with a granade amonkeywithagranade

hey gorge look at that "grenade monkey"

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hand grenade

Hand Grenade is the awesome Hedley song from the CD Famous Last Words

Megan- omg did you hear the new song Hand Grenade off of Hedleys new CD Famous Last Words?

Sally- nope

Megan- what a fucking fag you never heard Hand Grenade? pshh, i am dissapointed in you Sally

Sally- *goes home crying*

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Pipes Grenade

One who is great in bed, and can kill anyone whom opposes him.

PHPipes Grenade

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smoke grenade

while da bitch iz suckin ur dick, before you cum you take a hit from the bong then blow it in her face and bust off at the same time...You've got your bitty smoke grenade d

Guy* Takes hit from bong, then blows it in the girls face and then busts off*

Girl: omfg! what was that?

Guy:haha bitch smoke grenade d

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Irish Hand Grenade

A mixed drink typically drunk on St. Patrick's Day, made and drunk like so.
1. Fill a pint glass halfway with a stout such as Guiness.
2. Fill two shot glasses, one with Irish cream such as Baileys and one with Irish whiskey such as Jameson and set them both inside the top of the glass so that they wedge against each other.
3. Pull out the shot of Irish whiskey like you would the pin of a hand grenade and down the shot. The shot of Irish cream will fall in to the stout. Down that next.

"Sure do love these Irish Hand Grenades. Just wish it wasn't so fucking awkward."

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Hillbilly hand grenade

An act of road rage in which a chewing tobacco user hurls an open canister "usually a soda bottle" full of aged, rancid tobacco spit at a fellow motorist, cyclist or pedestrian

Some asshole cut me off on the way to work so I chucked a hillbilly hand grenade into his open window.