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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
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Adjective,
A homebrew version of a system or game that has been modified to the point where it's barely recognisable. It is usually created with little care, and to chaotic, completely foreseen effect.
"We're going to play my new hacked and cracked version of D & D. I haven't tested it yet, but I think it will be WILD!"
A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.
Fuck I slipped on that hacked sack in the storeroom cos it had no balls Innit
While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.
Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.
A very aggressive style of sex that requires many ball slaps to the womens face the women can combat this however if she can effectively make a volly with ball kicks until the man throws up ie: the hack sack style.
I sprained my balls while trying the
hack sack style with my wife last night.
a stupid hack on the internet that doesn't help especially if it is posted by 5minutecrafts
evelyn: mom where are the fries
mom: in the fridge
evelyn: *checks fridge and sees fries*
evelyn: *eats fries before spitting it out*
evelyn: mom thats cold cardboard!
mom: i tried a DIY hack to make those
an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK