A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.
That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.
A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.
Only applied anally.
We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.
some player✌️
Hammer Longballo is some player✌️
The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.
Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.
A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak
.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off