Heavy Metal

watered down,pussified rock

basically rock music was taken over by angsty teens with raging hormones who all dress in the manner of a MALE prostitute (and sometimes like a female prostitute)

Wow,Marilyn Manson.Will you look at the tits on that guy?

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Heavy Metal

retarded version of rock music where music is no longer appreciated and the goal is to be as offensive and stupid as possible,dress like a homo,look like a fag,or look like a scumbag,and try and act tough or macho

basically they turned good music (rock & roll) into:

RAWR RAWR,WAAAAAAA,MM YEAH SATAN SUCK ME OFF,MMM YEAH THAT'S THE SPOT,WAAAAA!

So it's basically really gay!

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Heavy Metal

1. Probably the best genre of music. Created by bands like Led Zepplin and Deep Purple, then revloutionized by 80's bands like Iron Maiden and METALLICA, and is still kept alive today by bands like Tool and Cradle of Filth. Basically, its pure anger turned into music.

2. A animated, adult-oriented film (u.s.) based on a french, Adult oriented Comic. It has gained a large cult following and, even spawned a crappy sequal, Heavy Metal 2000

1. Metallica is god.

2. Heavy metal is one of the only rated R american animated films ever.

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heavy metal

A seriously awesome style of music which is much more difficult (at least for guitar) than normal rock. But I do not see anyone mentioning the band that I think owns heavy metal, Tool. I am a professional violist and I play guitar, and musically, heavy metal is very similar to classical, it takes skill to play and write.

Tool's music is 100 times what any Blink 182 or Simple Plan guitarist can play. And musically speaking, it is, well actual music.

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heavy metal

I hate rock and metal and disco and mtv and rap and the government and new metal and pop punk and hollywood.

It's all the devil's music.

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Heavy D

To take a huge dump; a number 2, but like 4 times as huge

Jared: Man, I just took the biggest heavy d last night!!! But those hamburgers was good!!

Brian: Well that's what you get when you eat like 5 of them...with beans as condiments!!

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heavy metal

One of the most talented genres out there today. The guitars are usually blindingly fast and the drummer uses the double bass or other awesome sounding beats all the time. The vocalist usually sings in a low voice, a lot of times consisting og growling and shrieks. The bass player..... he's just there. Good bands include Chimaira, Lamb of God, In Flames, 100 Demons, Fear Factory, God Forbid, etc.

My friend lost 73% of his hearing and 3 fingers at a heavy metal concert

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