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lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar April 8, 2016

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Helmet Hunter

A person that likes to go find other helmets. Helmets being the tip of a man's penis.

One who searches for more guys.

The gay guy was being a helmet hunter at the club.

by Phuc Dat Bich1 October 18, 2007

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wwii helmet

An abnormally large penis head

I can see that WWII helmet through your shorts bro, are you torqued?

by Siiike June 18, 2014

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cheese helmet

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from StjΓΈrdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

by Alf August 12, 2003

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gonzo helmet

see pee wee helmet

Hey mrs. homeless woman! I'm gonna give you a gonzo helmet!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

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the british helmet

The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.

Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.

by Mike Jacobs June 20, 2005

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colter helmet

a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.

colter helmet suck helmet

by leejrehs November 9, 2010

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